I Hate Valentine’s Day

For all of us out there who just can’t stomach another red and white nauseating day of couples snuggled up together, think instead of the comforting screams of horror that come later when she doesn’t get her ring. For us that are single or attached to a mate that just doesn’t have a clue, we are ahead of the game. We already know what we want, a darkened room, leather and lace, black roses (or just the stems a la Morticia Addams) and the perfect horror movie. Need some ideas? I got just the thing. This list is for all those who fly that anti-Valentine’s Day flag high. Me? I’m painting my nails black with cracked red hearts and celebrating with a glass of moscato while watching The Loved Ones. Kiss my behind, Hallmark. Celebrate with me by watching great bloody, broken and ripped up heart movies to get you in the mood.

 

My Bloody Valentine (1981) If you have seen the remake, watch the original. If you haven’t seen the remake, watch the original.

Valentine (2001)

The Loved Ones (2012)

Swimfan (2002) Stalkers got nothing on this chick. Please don’t take notes and watch it in the dark.

The Roommate (2011) Love knows no gender. It is a twisted fickle thing, so watch who you make friends with. My recommendation? Background check.

The Resident (2011)

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

May the blood run red this Heart Day. Enjoy.

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